So sue me. I like buying things online! You might remember, I previously shared "6 reasons I am totally addicted to online shopping" (you can check out that post here), but I never directly said I liked it, just that I was totally addicted!
I will admit, my original 6 reasons... 7 months later, they all hold up.
I like that you can do it from anywhere. I like that you can do it on anything. I like the anticipation. I like the absolute mystery. I like that every box that's it opened by someone was also packaged by someone. I like supporting the boys in blue.
I've got 8 different packages en route to my location as we speak. The logistics are enough to salivate over. UPS, FedEx, DHL, and, most importantly, USPS. All working together seamlessly. A flowing, enchanting choreography. A great dance.
These packages are all out there, flowing through the very veins of humanity's greatest achievement. Their origins are diverse--as scattered as the stars--and I am their shared destination. I am the center of a great web.
Cherish your packages, my friends. They have made a great journey to be with you. And you can never be sure what you may find...
-Frank
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