Friday, April 20, 2018

6 reasons I am totally addicted to online shopping

alright, I admit it. I'm addicted to online shopping.

1. you can do it from anywhere.
the couch, the bed, the bathroom, grandma's house, outside, another country, inside a physical, tangible store... the list goes on!
2. you can do it on anything.
your smartphone, your laptop, your tablet, your desktop computer, your fridge! ok, maybe that's not anything, but it's still a pretty crazy list!
3. anticipation.
has it shipped yet? when will it get here? today!? tomorrow!?! I cannot wait to open it!
4. the absolute mystery.
there is one person on the planet who definitely knows what is in that box, and one person who is about to find out.
5. every box that's opened by someone was also packaged by someone.
each parcel becomes an inside joke between you and the person who packed it. no doubt one of the most intimate interactions you can have with a person, having both touched the contents of the box.
6. supporting the boys in blue.
how do you think packages get from point a to point b? when there's a friendly knock at the door, it always brings a smile to my face.


very excited for tomorrow.

-frank

1 comment:

  1. My amazon packages have started being delivered by amazon drivers instead of mailmen. I do not like it. Amazon is undercutting the USPS.

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