Monday, February 5, 2018

the boy who cried wolf (of wallstreet)

yep, that's me.

I knew the market would crash. even the groundhog knew. maybe next time everyone should listen up, traders. but I'm not going to gloat. that wouldn't be right... though they might include me in the next the big short (2015) feature film--a quick cameo likely.

no, instead everyone should buckle up.
  • bitcoin below 7k.
  • dow plunges 1,175 (the largest drop in history). and this on top of the 666 point drop on friday (prophetic omen? I think so)

this is only the beginning. it's still winter, my fellows. we're not even through the first ringer yet, mark my words, this will be a dangerous 6 weeks. we're going to see a lot of volatility across the board, not just in cryptocurrencies.

this is the big business insider after all.

in lighter news:

COOL THING 3 has shipped. congratulations for a second time, natalie portman, on your victory. let me know when you get it!

-frank

p.s. if one of my loyal readers submitted a tip to nbc universal's headquarters about a copyright claim against cool thing 5 (which has no grounds to stand on, might I add)...they've got something dark coming for them. karma is a bitch unless you repent by publicly apologizing for attempting to destroy the content provided here to all my loyal readers. if I've learned one thing over the last few days it's that being selfish is usually not good.

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