The Monday Minute! is a new series that will provide weekly updates for loyal readers on the titles that have been added to the Jumjax™ Database and our newly accessible IMDb tracking lists.
Jumjax™ Database: New Additions
The Monday Minute! posts have been accidentally growing into Monday Multiple Minutes!, so efforts have been made to reign in the total length and cut to the chase. If it takes more than a minute to read about the newly added titles, that's false branding. Being concise is key with these sort of things.
- Films and Television Shows That Utilize Jumping Jacks
- Films and Television Shows That Do Not Utilize Jumping Jacks
The newly added titles are:
Paths of Glory (1957) - 88 minutes
A war without sense, a war without soldiers training (or even blowing off some steam) by knocking out some jumping jacks. Negligent officers. My men would have taken the Ant Hill. 1/10. Not recommended.
Max (2015) - 111 minutes
No jumping jacks in another movie with bad soldiers. I did enjoy the bike tricks, and obviously dog marines are heroes, but I cannot recommend this film. 1/10. Not recommended.
[Akira Kurosawa's] Dreams (1990) - 119
I was thinking a dream sequence would be the perfect place for jumping jacks, but then I realized I have never personally dreamed about jumping jacks... Suppose I can't hold it against Mr. Kurosawa. He could have included them anyway and no one would have known if it was really something he dreamed. 1/10. Not recommended.
I just timed myself and it took me 47 seconds to read about the new titles. (And I purposefully read them slowly, too.) Also, all three of these movies focus on the horrors of war--another week with a cool theming bonus.
xxoo, always yours
-Frank
I watched the Big Lebowski. You and the dude share a similar energy, so I was expecting some jumping jacks. Unfortunately, they never came.
ReplyDeleteHm, in a way the dude is played by Thor and I think that is more my energy. I was once a strong being but now after a traumatic event (for Thor half of life being snapped out of existence, for me being hit by a red Ford F-150 truck (2012) has rendered us down on our luck. And it is unknown how we will emerge from it, whether stronger or fatter.
DeleteHave you seen Raising Arizona starring Nic Cage? It looks pretty cool I want to see it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, a long time ago. It was before I tracked jumping jacks in films and thusly it is unconfirmed for jumping jack or lack of jumping jack activity.
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