The Monday Minute! is a new series that will provide weekly updates for loyal readers on the titles that have been added to the Jumjax™ Database and our newly accessible IMDb tracking lists.
Jumjax™ Database: New Additions
Yes, I know it is a Tuesday. Yesterday was the 154th Day of Christmas (aka Memorial Day), so the FNB team was out enjoying the holiday.
- Films and Television Shows That Utilize Jumping Jacks
- Films and Television Shows That Do Not Utilize Jumping Jacks
The newly added title is as follows:
Blood Simple (1984) - 99 minutes
The horror! The betrayal! The unease! The incredible (by incredible I mean: "Ha ha, I can't believe it happened like that--that's incredible.") series of events unfolding! The misunderstanding! The lack of jumping jacks. So much for the Coen brothers you hear so much about. No dice in this one. 1/10. Not recommended.
After all these weeks, I discovered a mistake in our records! We somehow got off track and accidentally skipped Monday Minute 007! This isn't a huge issue, luckily, and we will take advantage of this accident to do something cool, very cool. Yes, everyone's favorite secret agent, James Bond (007) currently does not have a feature that features him in the Jumjax™ Database. Monday Minute 007 will release as a Special Edition Monday Minute wherein every James Bond flick to date will be analyzed for jumping jack activity. Let's just say you should keep your eyes peeled on the 007th day of the 007th month...
xxoo, always yours
-Frank
If James Bond is not shown doing jumping jacks in the movies, I will be very upset. Jumping jacks are definitely responsible for helping him attract so many women. There is no way he could achieve his impressive physique without a regular jumping jack routine. Furthermore, jumping jacks make you sweat, and sweat contains pheromones. This is the b.o. smell in sweat. Surprisingly, women find it very attractive, and it turns them on (biology). They like it when you stink! That's crazy to me, but I'm certainly not smarter than scientists.
ReplyDeleteThis is a great point, Bobody. Discussion points like this show me that the Jumjax™ Database must include the opportunity for comments and discussion. For now, we all have to make do with it here on FNB, but, luckily, interesting comments like yours above will eventually be integrated into the full database.
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