Monday, August 13, 2018

dobbin's potential

dobbin's potential, is it something you are familiar with?

no?

I thought not.

it is a simple equation made for calculating the consistency of parallel universes within an element of space time. the quantum elements at play are difficult to predict, but using ketler's model we can simplify predictions of how quarks and half-quarks (seemingly) swap the spaces they occupy by moving the spaces (rather than the particles themselves), in turn giving us shadows we can track and digitally micro-manage.

stop.

wait a moment, my loyal readers. take a deep breath. 

I must confess to you, everything you read previously in this post was made up. just now. by me. no doubt some of you weren't fooled, but others--the vast majority--were. why? because I acted with confidence and used comprehensive and alienating phrasing. I made you believe what I was discussing was real because I made you believe I believed what I was discussing, firstly, before manipulating you by using key phrases to overcomplicate and disengage your interest. that, my friends, is the true meaning of dobbin's potential. (the complete theorem name is literally dobbin's potential to sow deceit via methods of feigned belief. popular among counter-intelligence, etc.)

it is a simple equation after all.

-frank

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