Thursday, May 31, 2018

loyal reader of the month: may

my loyal readers,

the month of may has ended. we have made it deep into summer now. I am once again very honored and humbled to offer, for the third time ever, frank's new blog's award for the loyal reader of the month. the month of may has been as solid as months go, and definitely was better than both march and april which preceded it. and so, we find ourselves on the doorstep of june, in the midst of summer, celebrating may for what it was.

for their commitment, courage, and compassion--I present to you the loyal reader of the month: natalie portman!

she has done it! she has completed the triple crown, the hattrick, the threepeat. we were all sitting on the edges of our seats wondering if it was possible. news flash: it was. this loyal reader of the month award, the third in as many months, is deservedly awarded to natalie. natalie, we are happy your contributions can be recognized and immortalized as you have truly cemented your name in the history books of frank's new blog.

with this award, natalie will receive: a place in history on our loyal reader wall of fame as the first loyal reader to claim three back to back loyal reader of the month awards (and the first to claim three ever!), a personalized letter of recognition and certificate of appreciation, and yet another "frank face" static cling. (might be getting a little crowded) ha ha!

can you believe it that in the history of frank's new blog, there has never been a loyal reader of the month award given to anyone but natalie? that's called a dynasty, my friends.

-frank

there are   5   days remaining until the 6 month anniversary of frank's new blog. we are having a party, and you are invited. hope to see you here!

2 comments:

  1. I know this is just a silly blog award, but honestly it does make me feel really good to win. I'm worried that I might become a little too proud though!

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    1. you seem to be doing ok if your instagram feed and wikipedia profile page are any indication!

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