wait, what?

seriously, what?!... it's march 5th? oh my. I missed the deadline for cool thing 9! please forgive me for my insolence, my loyal readers, I simply do not know to where the time has vanished...

cool thing 9 is churning in the machine as we speak. rest assured, we at frank's new blog are working overtime to bring you cool things for your consumption. because of this terrible error, cool thing 9 and 10 will release as a double feature to cover the two week period of feb. 26th - mar. 11th. please make note of this change in scheduling.

once again I plead, forgive my foolishness. the end of february lasted so long that I completely lost track of time. it's like I went into the shimmer surrounding area x and lost all sense of time just like lena (natalie portman), dr. ventress (jennifer jason leigh), anya thorensen (gina rodriquez), josie radek (tessa thompson), cass sheppard (tuva novotny), kane (oscar isaac), and the rest of kane's unit in alex garland's science fiction feature film annihilation (2018) with cinematography by rob hardy based on the book annihilation by jeff vandermeer.

-frank