Friday, March 23, 2018

finally some good news

dear my loyal readers,

it is with great joy I write you today to say that my legal problems are over, though not not without punishment. I hope this fact serves as a reminder to you that actions have consequences, just like on the stock market. I have been assigned 100 hours of community service and mandatory attendance at an anger management seminar (on top of the days I already served in jail). I know what you're thinking: "those 100 hours are going to be so easy! you serve the community here at frank's new blog each and every day!"

you're right. it will be very easy for me because I already serve the community, but it's still important to remember what these 100 hours mean--penance. redemption. a second chance.

I feel like this is a new lease on life and I will not waste a single moment of it.

thank you for your understanding during what has been a stressful and difficult time. excited to get back to what we here at frank's new blog do best: sharing insights, promoting creativity, and building community.

I love fridays!
-frank

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