Hm. This place is a little dusty.
I bet you are wondering what on Earth I have been up to for the last 16 months! (Wow, that's a long time! Some people haven't even been alive for that long!) It is an incredible saga, and I think it is best told in the form of a story, complete with illustrations. The best format to approach such a series is no doubt a weekly serial. Some weeks we'll cover multiple months, some weeks we'll cover mere minutes—or even expand exponentially on a span of seconds for the moments of particular interest. Rest assured, we will cover it, until we catch up to the present.
It is a difficult race to run...
a race against time itself...
but we will persevere, and may even meet ourselves along the way.
-frank
P.S. Yes, jumjax™ (jumping jacks) have been a particularly important exercise during the global pandemic we are all going through. ("All" in this instance includes everyone except the astronauts on the International Space Station.) More on that later.